the stringy things on bananas are so irritating omg
Otaku pervert sugoi
wtf I don’t even like anime
drunk talented sociopathic
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and started taking pictures
"omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!"
when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt